Posts
Don't count what you lost but cherish what you have. Plan what you want to gain. The past never returns but the future may fulfill the lost.
GMA Joke
Whoever made this joke was really a funny but sarcastic guy.
George Bush, Fidel Castro and Gloria Macapagal Arroyo (GMA) in hell.
Bush asked to call USA and talked for 5 minutes, the devil charged him $1 million for the call.
Castro calls Cuba for 30 minutes and is charged $6 million.
GMA called Philippines for 4 hours and is billed $5 only.
Bush and Castro go ballistic and asked the devil why the call of GMA is cheap. The devil smiled and replied, "Since GMA took over the Philippines, the country has gone to hell; so it was just a local call."
Disney Philosophy 2
Why was Snow White given an apple with poison?
This is to show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind. They might have some other agenda against you. Remember, looks can be deceiving....
Finding the Perfect Person
When you are out there looking for that perfect person, keep this thing in mind.
People change no matter how hard they try not to. As you grow older you mature and with each new level of maturity comes different ideas, different needs and wants. The perfect person who was perfect for you at 20s could be the person you hate at 30s. You have to find someone who will grow with you, change with you, laugh with you and cry with you. Remember there is no such perfect person in this world but there will always be someone who will complete you.
A Sailor's Story
A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, he is praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival. But one day the hut was burned down into ashes and nothing was left out of it. He was so angry. He said, "God, why have you done this to me?" The next morning rescuers came. He asked, "How do you know that I'm here?" They replied, "We saw a smoke signal."
Trust Him when misfortunes happen. His plans are always great than yours.
Know What Matters
If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that.
If power ensures peace of mind, then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages. But those who trust God completely the most have fulfilling relationships.
Know what matters.
Conversation Between God and Man
MAN : God, how long is a million years to you?
GOD : A second.
MAN : How much is $1 million to you?
GOD : A cent.
MAN : Can I borrow a cent?
GOD : Wait a second.
:)
An Airplane Story
A flight attendant began checking the cabin before take-off. A woman asked her, "Please remind my husband to take his heart pills. He is in business class seat number 8." The attendant assured the woman she would. After take-off, she approached the man in seat number 8 and said, "Sir, remember to take your heart pills." The man answered, "How do you know I have a heart condition?". The attendant replied, "Your wife told me to remind you." The man cried so she asked him. "Is something wrong sir?" The man said, "My wife's dead. Her body is in this plane. I am taking her home to bury her."
What a great spooky airplane. ^_^
Be Yourself
It doesn't matter what other people think or say. You don't live to please them. what matters is, you have made the most of what you have, you had fun, you learned from what you've done and lived through it all despite the gossips and intrigues. That's being real. Just live a life fearless of other people's shadows.
Disney Philosophy
Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned at 12 midnight?
To remind us that everything has its limitations; even our dreams.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
